DON'T BELIEVE

今天我心血来潮，吃了两粒大西瓜，也就是说我吞了不少西瓜种子。结果在头上长出大西瓜！！！还有脚印的呢！！！然后我就不停地拍打自己的脸，希望把那畸形的大西瓜打扁。怎知？？我成功了！！红红的西瓜汁喷到整家都是，我便用舌头去舔。好美味！！！
(WARNING: TOTALLY LAME)

哈咯，我是覃敏雄。我是一位12岁的华人。我的爱好除了打羽球之外，我还很喜欢欺负番薯仔呢。坦白跟你讲，其实我就是不留名，不是覃pekpek.......娃哈哈哈哈，我没什么好讲了，拜拜。

so lame。

(warning:totally lame, and i'm not 覃pekpek）very important

嗨，我是番薯仔。虽然我很可爱，但是我很喜欢到处小便，因为这就是我的爱好。

哈哈......但是当我到处小便时，我就会被一个叫覃敏雄的人欺负我。哎哟，我真惨啊！！最后，我要告诉大家我追喜欢吃的食物，那就是我的大便呢。我虽然看起来很清洁，其实我一个月才冲凉一次呢！

（WARNING: NOT ALLOW CHILDREN UNDER 7 YEARS OLD TO READ THIS POST, BECOZ IS SUPER LAME......)

Really fasciunating,

Yours and my beloved country,

A paradise unmathced,

None can compare.

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The diamond of asia,

Have you been there?

An adventurous place,

Much to explore.

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Much to discover,

Unlimited pleasures,

Now is the time to savour.

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Have a wonderful time,

Out and about,

Of jungle, highlands and beaches,

Never before,

Go and explore!

A Friend......

Is someone that everyone needs

A friend

Is that special one

A friend

Is someone you tell EVERYTHING

A friend

Is someone you never lie to

A friend

Can be a boy or a girl

A friend

Is someone that is always their

A friend

Will always listen to you

A friend

Always has input to give

A friend

Will never leave you in the dust

A friend

Will help you through the thick and the thin

A friend

Will always stand by your side

A friend

Will never let you down

A friend

Is someone everyone needs

What would you do if you didnt have a friend

Death

Death is forever

So don't flirt with suicide

Death is painful

Stay away from knives

Death is not for lovers

So don't lie

Death is not for me

So don't even try

Death is clever

So be careful

Death is never fun

Stay away from strangers

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